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| Staring back from the abyss  |
When grinding up and bottling your own homegrown cayenne pepper, make sure you wash your hands really good afterwards. And, whatever you do, don't try to dig out a booger before you do so. I wasn't aware that a person's eyes could water quite that much. Wow. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | ||
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Should put those shooting glasses on first. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Related tip: Don't scratch your nutz after applying Ben-Gay. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
See, those inexpensive nitrile gloves from costco or Harbor Freight come in handy! I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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I was about to say, also make sure to wash your hands before going to the restroom as well. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Sorta like teenagers, that's one hint that everybody as to learn by doing. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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I've done similar, but it was a couple hours after cutting jalapeños that I took my contacts out; only resulted in a slight discomfort. The next morning, when I put them back in, after they'd been marinating in the capsaicin all night  The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Heloise sez: Don't shred Horseradish in a small enclosed room. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss |
I did that once too. Vinegar is the key there. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. " Will Rogers Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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I did the exact same thing. Not fun. | |||
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My eye snapped shut so hard, it was a struggle to get the lens out. Then, foolishly, I tried to rinse it & put it in again Made the 8 hour drive home from our ranch in my glasses. Lesson learned. The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
When making Pico de guy oh don't get it in your eye oh or it will make you cry oh. | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
When done conducting business at the urinal, be sure to properly stow your equipment before engaging the zipper on your trousers. I thought I learned this lesson long ago, but in my haste I forgot. I do not think I will forget a second time. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Caught in a loop |
I just sat and rocked back and forth on the floor for a half hour until it stopped hurting. I'd completely forgotten that I'd made stuffed jalapenos the night before. "In order to understand recursion, you must first learn the principle of recursion." | |||
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