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as a perfect asshole.

Colonoscopy today. In the process of confirming that I was the correct patient the OR Nurse asked me what I was in for. I said "You're about to shove 4 feet of garden hose up my ass."

She looked at me for a second and then said "How did you know we had a contract with Home Depot?"

Nurse with a sense of humor...whadda concept!




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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I Deal In Lead
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Personally, I'm not a complete asshole.


Parts of me are missing.
 
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Did you get any polaroid photos of your innards? I did! Considered framing them.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Did you get any polaroid photos of your innards? I did! Considered framing them.


I asked about a CD of the video. Maybe they'll mail it to me.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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I asked about a CD of the video. Maybe they'll mail it to me.


It's actually fascinating to see how the structures that move your food through your system are built. Had to sit in on one on an inmate after he swallowed some cable connectors and co-ax cable.
 
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Yowsa!

Some jobs I'll pass on.

As for me, I passed on the camera and did the poop in a bucket... which I think is actually better... seems what they do with your poop is look for Cancer DNA traces.....
 
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