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california
tumbles into the sea
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I don't be tickling or nothing.
 
Posts: 8488 | Location: NV | Registered: July 04, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Life's too short to
live by the rules
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You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot message myself.
 
Posts: 1269 | Location: Richmond, VA | Registered: August 04, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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(jumping around a bit)

shiiiiiitt, negro. that's all you had to say.
 
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Unapologetic Old
School Curmudgeon
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I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, Hes got a weight problem. Whats a nigga gonna do, hes Samoan


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- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
 
Posts: 6843 | Location: TN | Registered: December 18, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
The Unmanned Writer
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You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?







Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.


Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
 
Posts: 7972 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Experienced Slacker
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It ain't like sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies.


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"...and we liked it!"
 
Posts: 5628 | Location: North Idaho | Registered: May 12, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Normally, both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken...



No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
 
Posts: 450 | Location: STL MO | Registered: January 07, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Thank you
Very little
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If I am curt with you it is because time is of the essence, so pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.



"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
 
Posts: 10655 | Location: Mouseville, FL | Registered: November 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery...



"The frost on the ground probably envies the frost on the trees."
 
Posts: 7787 | Location: Marietta, GA | Registered: February 10, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
DeadHead
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Tell the bitch to be cool!



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
 
Posts: 1510 | Location: Putnam County, NY | Registered: May 22, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.



Wyatt, maybe he ought to check his knife too. I heard he cut that man in Texas from his belly to his dick.
 
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Unhyphenated American
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Buddy Holly's not much of a waiter.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver


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Posts: 5970 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Those are friend prices
 
Posts: 2334 | Location: Alexandria, VA | Registered: March 07, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I'm Fine
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Did you just buy a five dollar shake ?


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Posts: 2626 | Location: East Tennessee | Registered: August 21, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
non ducor, duco
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The one with all the shit in her face?




First In Last Out
 
Posts: 3985 | Location: CT | Registered: October 15, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Feel that sting, big boy?
That's pride fucking with ya.
You gotta fight through that shit.


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"You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say."
 
Posts: 6297 | Location: Colorado | Registered: January 04, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Rule #1: Use enough gun
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I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
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Unhyphenated American
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"If you're alright, say something".

"Something".


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver


NRA Life Member

 
Posts: 5970 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Shaman
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It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.





Before there was man, the parrot ruled the world. Now man rules the world and the parrot has not forgiven - Native American Proverb.
 
Posts: 37706 | Location: Atop the cockatoo tree | Registered: July 27, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
The Unmanned Writer
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Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.


Can you give me a foot massage?







Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.


Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.

Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.

Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
 
Posts: 7972 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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