posted June 06, 2019 06:11 PM Sometimes, I just need to slow down, breathe and get a bit of perspective. Confucius, Plato, Churchill, Musashi and others are part of our rich heritage. And in his own wright ...
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.”
Posts: | Location: 10510 Florida | Registered: June 23, 2003
posted June 06, 2019 06:42 PM
"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes
posted June 06, 2019 10:02 PM
"I once bought some dehydrated water. I didn't know what to add."
posted June 06, 2019 11:49 PM
<--- See my CUT...
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"...on the other hand you have different fingers..."
"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
Posts: | Location: 9894 Magnolia, Texas | Registered: January 29, 2003
posted June 07, 2019 12:34 AM
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I've never seen electricity, so I don't pay for it. I write right on the bill, "I'm sorry, I haven't seen it all month."
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
Posts: | Location: 2948 Idaho | Registered: January 26, 2014
posted June 07, 2019 04:24 PM
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"
Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda
posted June 09, 2019 09:39 AM
I bought some second hand paint, it came in the shape of a house.
posted June 09, 2019 12:02 PM
'If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, will the headlights work?'