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"I sneaked the last of the Aunt Jemimah's," he said surreptitiously.

"It's time for a change in government," she cooed.

"Your mother's nephew is NOT staying with us again," he said, relatively annoyed.

I know, the lowest form of the lowest form of humor. But still.... Smile
 
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I am glad I passed my EKG said Tom wholeheartedly.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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"I don't want you hanging around, Jesus," said Pilate crossly.




You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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"I hate the vaults in the cathedral," Tom said archly.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
 
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"You should be more careful with that axe", said Tom offhandedly.


We often meet our destiny on the road we took to avoid it.
 
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"I hate the vaults in the cathedral," Tom said archly.

Smile



Look about you.
 
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