|My common sense |
Yeah, then he woke up and nobody slept for forty-eight hours.
“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.”
- Robert Heinlein
Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
|I'm not laughing |
Phil Davis - "The General, a Janitor!"
General Waverly - "Never thought I'd make it?"
General Waverly - "I did very well in the Army without you"
Emma Allen - "It took 15,000 men to take my place!"
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
Bob Wallace: Oh, Phil, when are you gonna learn that girls like that are a dime a dozen?
Phil Davis: Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time.
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