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What color will it be?



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Yes. Launch it and then watch as the X37B or some such craft "accidentially" destroys it.
 
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What color will it be?




Sort of a rainbow of colors......so as not to offend anyone!!
 
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Hard to get a satellite with a front hole behind it off the ground.


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“We’re going to launch our own satellite — our own damn satellite to figure out where the pollution is and how we’re going to end it,” Brown told the audience at the Global Climate Action Summit in San Francisco.


And you will find it in China and developing India in spades, ten - twenty times worse than any US city. And you cant do a motherfucking thing to stop them. Moron.

Regardless of what he finds and where the pollution is coming from, he'll claim it's our fault and that we need to pay and return to pre electricity days.

What, you don't have a horse?



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Isn't California massively in debt?



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They laughed at Trump for wanting to create a military space force, but a bankrupt state wants to start their own space program, who is the crazy one ?


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That boys' cheese has done slid off his cracker...


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Paying for it will be easy. CA will just start printing its own money. "Golden State Dollaz".
 
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That boys' cheese has done slid off his cracker... Bad thing is Newsome will probably be worse!


Shit, his cracker never had the cheese on it, in the first place.


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With the state of California managing the project it would still be in the planning stages in 2075 and 686 billion over budget. In the end they would settle for a consumer drone dropped from a glider at 1000 ft altitude and call it a complete success.



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Someone tell him that at least a third of the air pollution in California is coming from China.



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Marvin's Illudiom Q-35 space modulator, obvious solution.


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Launching your own satellite is pretty easy now days. Even schools are doing it.

It's really no big deal. Lots of rockets to put a microsat on.


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It would be great to see their shit detonate on launch, at about 1500 feet and spray rocket fuel all over Loma Linda or wherever the fuck.

Exploding on the pad would be great.

Or maybe the thing launches successfully but goes wildly off course because Jesus Martinez from Guadalara and his 16 children took up residence in the nose cone before launch.


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You're taking food out of the illegals mouths...


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You're taking food out of the illegals mouths...


It's amazing how the state of California has more money than God.

* Property tax with all the extra BS they tack on is about 2% of your homes value annually
* Gasoline with all the taxes they add on is presently a little over 4 bucks a gallon
* Sales tax is 9.25%
* Income tax has recently been increased dramatically to offset the Federal tax cuts
* California spends more money per pupil than any other state
* DMV fees are higher than any other state

I could go on and on. And, what do Californians get in return?

* An erosion of property rights
* The worst roads in the country
* The worst SAT scores in the country - usually tied with Mississippi
* An astronomical crime rate

BUT, California is extremely concerned with the welfare of its illegal immigrants - so there's that. Roll Eyes Mad



I found what you said riveting.
 
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The global circulation of air pollutants has been studied for 50 years or more. Why doesn't Governor Dipshit just google it? Oh wait, but that wouldn't be newsworthy would it. Roll Eyes
 
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Launching your own satellite is pretty easy now days. Even schools are doing it.

It's really no big deal. Lots of rockets to put a microsat on.


They've been building railroads in the US since the 1820's, yet California can't even do that.

California's $77 billion 'bullet train to nowhere' faces a murky future as political opposition ramps up



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