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California will launch 'its own damn satellite' as a swipe at Trump, 'Governor Moonbeam' says

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September 15, 2018, 02:26 PM
Bigboreshooter
California will launch 'its own damn satellite' as a swipe at Trump, 'Governor Moonbeam' says
What color will it be?



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September 15, 2018, 02:30 PM
Mikito
Yes. Launch it and then watch as the X37B or some such craft "accidentially" destroys it.
September 15, 2018, 02:30 PM
GT-40DOC
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
What color will it be?




Sort of a rainbow of colors......so as not to offend anyone!!
September 15, 2018, 02:34 PM
wcb6092
Hard to get a satellite with a front hole behind it off the ground.


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September 15, 2018, 03:02 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime:
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
“We’re going to launch our own satellite — our own damn satellite to figure out where the pollution is and how we’re going to end it,” Brown told the audience at the Global Climate Action Summit in San Francisco.


And you will find it in China and developing India in spades, ten - twenty times worse than any US city. And you cant do a motherfucking thing to stop them. Moron.

Regardless of what he finds and where the pollution is coming from, he'll claim it's our fault and that we need to pay and return to pre electricity days.

What, you don't have a horse?



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September 15, 2018, 03:52 PM
ensigmatic
Isn't California massively in debt?



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September 15, 2018, 04:02 PM
nighthawk
They laughed at Trump for wanting to create a military space force, but a bankrupt state wants to start their own space program, who is the crazy one ?


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September 15, 2018, 04:10 PM
deepocean
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky:
That boys' cheese has done slid off his cracker...


That's about the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Big Grin Big Grin
September 15, 2018, 04:13 PM
mbinky
Paying for it will be easy. CA will just start printing its own money. "Golden State Dollaz".
September 15, 2018, 04:21 PM
Elk Hunter
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky:
That boys' cheese has done slid off his cracker... Bad thing is Newsome will probably be worse!


Shit, his cracker never had the cheese on it, in the first place.


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September 15, 2018, 04:30 PM
BamaJeepster
With the state of California managing the project it would still be in the planning stages in 2075 and 686 billion over budget. In the end they would settle for a consumer drone dropped from a glider at 1000 ft altitude and call it a complete success.



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September 15, 2018, 04:30 PM
Orguss
Someone tell him that at least a third of the air pollution in California is coming from China.



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September 15, 2018, 04:34 PM
jdmb03
Looney Tunes
September 15, 2018, 04:55 PM
Sigforall


Marvin's Illudiom Q-35 space modulator, obvious solution.


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September 15, 2018, 04:58 PM
radioman
Launching your own satellite is pretty easy now days. Even schools are doing it.

It's really no big deal. Lots of rockets to put a microsat on.


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September 15, 2018, 06:14 PM
parabellum
It would be great to see their shit detonate on launch, at about 1500 feet and spray rocket fuel all over Loma Linda or wherever the fuck.

Exploding on the pad would be great.

Or maybe the thing launches successfully but goes wildly off course because Jesus Martinez from Guadalara and his 16 children took up residence in the nose cone before launch.


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September 15, 2018, 06:22 PM
downtownv
You're taking food out of the illegals mouths...


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September 15, 2018, 06:38 PM
synthplayer
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
You're taking food out of the illegals mouths...


It's amazing how the state of California has more money than God.

* Property tax with all the extra BS they tack on is about 2% of your homes value annually
* Gasoline with all the taxes they add on is presently a little over 4 bucks a gallon
* Sales tax is 9.25%
* Income tax has recently been increased dramatically to offset the Federal tax cuts
* California spends more money per pupil than any other state
* DMV fees are higher than any other state

I could go on and on. And, what do Californians get in return?

* An erosion of property rights
* The worst roads in the country
* The worst SAT scores in the country - usually tied with Mississippi
* An astronomical crime rate

BUT, California is extremely concerned with the welfare of its illegal immigrants - so there's that. Roll Eyes Mad



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September 15, 2018, 07:19 PM
mikeyspizza
The global circulation of air pollutants has been studied for 50 years or more. Why doesn't Governor Dipshit just google it? Oh wait, but that wouldn't be newsworthy would it. Roll Eyes
September 15, 2018, 07:31 PM
BamaJeepster
quote:
Originally posted by radioman:
Launching your own satellite is pretty easy now days. Even schools are doing it.

It's really no big deal. Lots of rockets to put a microsat on.


They've been building railroads in the US since the 1820's, yet California can't even do that.

California's $77 billion 'bullet train to nowhere' faces a murky future as political opposition ramps up



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