An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels.

He sits there for a while, then calls out to the bartender. “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point the entire bar falls deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a club.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

“No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

That bar sure gets a lot of blind cowboys.

This blind cowboy...

This blind cowboy...

Haha, I like it.

That made me laugh. Thanks.

A blind man walked into a bar...

... And said "Ow!"

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easily triggered

Man if you have a problem like that from this joke then you have bigger problems that a "warning" won't help.

Heard this a few weeks back and it still makes me laugh.

A young blonde person is attending a talent show
Onstage is a ventriloquist exchanging jokes with the dummy on his lap
The dummy tells one blonde joke after another.
Finally, the young lady in the audience can take no more.
She jumps to her feet and complains bitterly about how insulting and demeaning blonde jokes are.
The ventriloquist becomes flustered and begins apologizing profusely.
The young lady shouts back, "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!

 
Blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeding in her fancy convertible. "License and registration, please". The driver say she has a license, but doesn't know what it looks like. Cops says it is a small rectangular thing with your picture on it. So the driver starts digging through her purse looking, and finally produces a small rectangular make-up mirror, and hands it over to the cop. Cop takes one look and says "Sorry, you can go now. I didn't know you were a cop also".
 

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Originally posted by smschulz:

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easily triggered

Man if you have a problem like that from this joke then you have bigger problems that a "warning" won't help.

I was more wondering if anybody on SF is actually easily triggered. Doesn't seem like it would be so.

After all these years, it occurs to me -- are blonde jokes always about female blondes? Are there male blonde jokes?

First of all my wife is a blonde so I am aloud to tell blond jokes without getting in trouble.


How do you know a blond has been working on a computer? wait for it.
There is white out all over the computer screen.

I'm blonde (or was for the most part)

Q: what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?

A: artificial intelligence

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Originally posted by konata88:
After all these years, it occurs to me -- are blonde jokes always about female blondes? Are there male blonde jokes?

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are making love. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."