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I met a Chinese girl when I was in Hong Kong. I asked if she could escort me for a city tour and also for her mobile number so I could call her. She got excited and said: “Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh.” Wow, I’m wondering if this is how Chinese women express hospitality? But then, my colleague interpreted it for me and told me what she really said: 666136429 _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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| Non-Miscreant |
No wonder there are so many of them. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
What the hell were you doing in Hong Kong with the coronavirus scare going on? | |||
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^^^^Haha.  ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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During a discussion with my Asian girlfriend she stated that "having a small penis shouldn't be a hindrance in a loving relationship". I told her that I agreed but, I wasn't comfortable with her having one.  | |||
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When is Chinese dentist time? 2:30 (Tooth-Hurty) The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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A guy makes a date with a Chinese restaurant waitress. Takes her home and they begin to have sex. After a while he suggest to her: "How about some 69"? She says: "What, now you want beef ribs and snap peas"? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Like the Chinese hooker said -- "Wong Ho". Tinyman ______________________________ Stupid people are like glo-sticks. I want to shake the shit out of them till the light comes on | |||
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