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Oh, for fuck's sake. Roll Eyes


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Wait, what?
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Perhaps someone caught a glimpse of Para’s comet? Big Grin




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NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory is still on line, https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/ and is showing a good sized coronal hole, so expect decent auroras 9/16-17...




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No, it's the end of the world. Roll Eyes
 
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No, it's the end of the world. Roll Eyes


Those pesky God Damned Commies are pulling out all the stops...




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No, it's the end of the world. Roll Eyes


Well, nuts. I guess I won't be needing the camping spot at Bahia Honda State Park we finally got after three years of trying. I hope it's not to late to get our money back.
 
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The internet is the most powerful concentrator of stupidity ever, and it's going to get much worse.
 
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And it will result in a singularity.





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Something screwy is going on that’s for sure. I just looked outside for the Sun and it wasn’t there.

I shit you not...





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Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!







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No, it's the end of the world. Roll Eyes

Well, nuts. I guess I won't be needing the camping spot at Bahia Honda State Park we finally got after three years of trying. I hope it's not to late to get our money back.


You lucky son of a gun !

We gave it a rest, after trying that long for a spot at Long Key. Frown

Just plan to go regardless, there are worse places to watch Para's comet coming in Wink




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Probably caught an image of an alien craft flying near the Sun.

Or...it is now Heinlein's "The Year of the Jackpot".

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My third cousin's half-brother just heard this from a guy who saw it on the webz, while surfing from a top-secret location in his parents basement....

The FBI uncovered a USA mainland invasion plot, barely in the nick of time. Here's what we know:
- Kim Jong Un was behind it all.
- North Korea secretly launched a massive spacecraft without anyone knowing what occurred.
- Evidently the N.K. craft was rendered undetectable by western countries' spying eyes, due to using an prototype clingon cloaking device, adapted from blueprints kept in William Shatner's safe.
- N.K. used their invisible craft to steer comet Kohoutek from its orbit around planet Nibiru, towards the dark side of the Sun, using David Meade's calculations.
- The Sunspot Observatory spotted both the N.K. craft and the comet just as their orbits were lining up with the Sun's corona.
- A Rooskie double-agent plant at the Observatory notified his KGB contact of the event, who phoned his gender-neutral pal at the FBI.
- The FBI swooped in to the facility, shut down their webz feed, and flashed all employees with their MiB neuralyzers.

What we suspect:
- Kim Jong Un's armada was to fly behind re-directed comet Kohoutek, back to Earth, undetected to the last.
- Trajectory calculations placed the N.K. ship to land at Alamagordo, NM, near the Sunspot Observatory.
- The N.K. troops were to first invade Alamagordo's high school. Alamagordo's high school "Tigers" marching band is considered a fierce opponent, and the key to taking control of mainland USA.
- The FBI did not want a national panic to occur. They knew that neither Patrick Swayze nor Chris Hemsworth were available to lead the local rebellion to push back the N.K. troop invasion.
- As a result, the FBI sealed off the area, brought in hundreds of sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads to shoot down the N.K. invasion craft.
- If the lasers don't work, the FBI has also flown in the entire Swedish bikini team to the NM region. The ladies will be used to great the N.K. invasion troops with a "special" cocktail of purple cool-aide, endorsed by a Dennis Rodman look-alike.

Stay tuned.....
 
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For what it is worth:

If it were a mercury spill, The FBI wouldn't be there and wouldn't need the Blackhawk.

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