Don't they come from Antwerp?

"Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case, by a honorable cunt...me!"

Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?

'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity...

Oi! I thought you said he was a getaway driver! What the FUCK can he get away from?!

What's happenin with those sausages Charlie?


Five minutes Turkish


It was two minutes five minutes ago

My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

And the fact that you've got REPLICA written on the side of your gun...
R-E-P-L-I-C-A
And I've got Desert Eagle, point five oh, written on the side of mine...
D-E-S-E-R-T-E-A-G-L-E-.50
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence...