What kind of a sick…

October 19, 2025, 04:41 PM

911Boss

Bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

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October 19, 2025, 06:09 PM

911Boss

I got ‘em lining up, and not just the skanks.

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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles

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October 19, 2025, 08:44 PM

mojojojo

Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

October 19, 2025, 09:46 PM

Orguss

"You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry."

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October 20, 2025, 07:29 AM

cslinger

“What kind of a cop are you anyway, you let the bad guy get away”

Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris

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October 20, 2025, 08:59 PM

jljones

They call him the sand spider.

Why?

Probably because it sounds scary.

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October 20, 2025, 11:40 PM

LastCubScout

"First, I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then, I'm going to kill this guard over here with that Patterson trocar on the table. And then, I was thinking about breaking your neck..."

October 21, 2025, 12:08 AM

P220 Smudge

Turn around. Do it doucement. Do it very slowly.

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October 21, 2025, 07:43 AM

MikeGLI

quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
I got ‘em lining up, and not just the skanks.

Well, some of them are.

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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.

October 21, 2025, 09:36 AM

911Boss

She's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

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October 21, 2025, 12:48 PM

229DAK

So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

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October 22, 2025, 05:21 PM

Puckpilot78

Helen... is having an affair.

Welcome to the club, man!

Mongo only pawn in game of life...

October 22, 2025, 06:11 PM

Loswsmith

Harry have you ever killed anyone?

Yeah, but there were all bad.

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