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December 24, 2018, 10:06 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
You got a wife? How come I only got...
...that dumbass stick ‘sounds like it’s raining?

One of my favorite episodes...Christina Hendricks is pretty damn hot (and diabolical) Smile


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
December 24, 2018, 11:00 PM
Kevbo
Are you offering me a TRADE?!?


My favorite episode is Out of Gas


But this is a close second

So many quotes


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If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers?
December 25, 2018, 01:44 AM
ace522
"I call it Vera."
December 25, 2018, 09:08 AM
cas
Huh... good bible.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

December 25, 2018, 10:17 AM
tenmm
youre going to burn in a very special level of hell.


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Do you only play? Or can you shoot too?
December 25, 2018, 10:44 AM
jsbcody
A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
December 26, 2018, 03:20 PM
asonie
quote:
Originally posted by tenmm:
youre going to burn in a very special level of hell.



Uuuuhhhh I’m going to special hell...

Big Grin
December 26, 2018, 04:00 PM
tigereye313
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.




December 26, 2018, 04:07 PM
Orguss
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"