I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed. And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos.'

Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school.
I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.