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December 08, 2020, 06:59 PM
LS1 GTO
Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



December 08, 2020, 07:12 PM
MikeGLI
Fine, come the fuck down here and arrest me. JUST SEND THE POLICE NOW!




NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
December 08, 2020, 07:14 PM
LS1 GTO
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



December 08, 2020, 07:26 PM
AllenInAR
I love a good Christmas story.


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December 08, 2020, 07:40 PM
LS1 GTO
Jesus! Fuckin' California!






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



December 08, 2020, 07:49 PM
MikeGLI
Hans, BOOBIE, I'm your white knight.




NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
December 08, 2020, 08:10 PM
cslinger
"They're shootin' at the lights."


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
December 08, 2020, 08:22 PM
jljones
The obvious favorite-

“Now I have a machine gun...ho....ho.......ho”




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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



December 08, 2020, 08:38 PM
bionic218
He’s still alive

How can you tell?

Only John could make somebody that mad.
December 08, 2020, 08:43 PM
benny6
Welcome to the party, pal!


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December 08, 2020, 08:44 PM
911Boss
I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.


We're Gonna Need Some More FBI Guys, I Guess.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


December 08, 2020, 09:34 PM
motor59
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?




suaviter in modo, fortiter in re
December 08, 2020, 09:39 PM
Patrick-SP2022
Hey, sprechen ze talk?




December 08, 2020, 09:42 PM
Rawny
T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except
for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
December 09, 2020, 05:04 AM
MikeGLI
Just like fuckin Saigon, hey Slick?
I was in Jr High, Dickhead.




NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
December 09, 2020, 05:42 AM
tk13
You should have heard your brother squeal, when I broke his funding neck.
December 09, 2020, 08:48 AM
Ryanp225
"Come out to the coast.....we'll get together....have a few laughs"
December 09, 2020, 01:26 PM
cas
Shut it down. Shut it down now.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

December 09, 2020, 02:34 PM
83v45magna
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.


No the other one.
December 09, 2020, 02:35 PM
oddball
Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker!



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965