Now I Have a Machine Gun

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December 20, 2025, 11:06 PM

LS1 GTO

Now I Have a Machine Gun

Ho-Ho-Ho

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

December 20, 2025, 11:48 PM

scot818

December 21, 2025, 07:16 AM

1860ARMY

come out to the coast, well get together, have a few laughs.....

December 21, 2025, 01:41 PM

lastmanstanding

I have that sweatshirt with the Ho-Ho-Ho Now I have a machine gun graphics on it. Wear that Christmas Eve. I wear my Chicago Blackhawks 00 hockey jersey with Griswold on the back Christmas Day.

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton

December 22, 2025, 01:15 PM

Orguss

^ I also have a Christmas sweater of that machine gun quote with an “embroidered” MP5 on the front.

"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"

December 22, 2025, 04:11 PM

egregore

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December 22, 2025, 04:21 PM

egregore

I've had one of these for a while:

The best page: "Karl has just found out his brother is dead. Color his face to show how he feels about that."

"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke