After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard...

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August 10, 2017, 08:18 AM

Pale Horse

After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard...

...so that he too could shoot college students.

“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014

August 10, 2017, 10:29 AM

YellowJacket

These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath or a European.

There ain't much difference in the man I want to be and the man that I really am.

August 10, 2017, 11:26 AM

HRK

I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. You know that guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him, on crack.