"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
February 08, 2021, 09:05 AM
AllenInAR
"God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore."
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The artist formerly known as AllenInWV
February 08, 2021, 09:44 AM
Jimbo Jones
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
February 08, 2021, 10:09 AM
Patrick-SP2022
"Why don't you give these out to the boys in lieu of pay?
February 08, 2021, 10:34 AM
copaup
"Give the Governor a harumph!"
February 08, 2021, 10:47 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
Schvartzes!
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
February 08, 2021, 10:50 AM
fritz
Excuse me while I whip this out.
February 08, 2021, 10:54 AM
Sailor1911
God darn near lost a $400 hand cart.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
February 08, 2021, 11:51 AM
NavyAgShooter
I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
February 08, 2021, 11:54 AM
Sailor1911
"No thank you, fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
February 08, 2021, 12:37 PM
Pyker
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
February 08, 2021, 12:58 PM
Puckpilot78
Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
February 08, 2021, 01:42 PM
HRK
Candy Gram for Mongo!
February 08, 2021, 01:47 PM
Jim Shugart
Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
February 08, 2021, 02:10 PM
kz1000
quote:
Originally posted by cne32507: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
Ditto!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
February 08, 2021, 04:47 PM
Sailor1911
"I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
February 08, 2021, 06:06 PM
Loswsmith
I think he means it!
___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors
Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
February 08, 2021, 07:15 PM
P220 Smudge
"Mongo only pawn in game of life."
______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est
February 08, 2021, 08:17 PM
LS1 GTO
Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...