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I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women!

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November 30, 2022, 08:22 PM
chbibc
I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women!
Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You *paid* for the women!


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You can't fall off the floor.
November 30, 2022, 09:03 PM
cslinger
CROSS - Something you nail people to.

“Back off big man. It might work with the chicks, but not with me.” Smile


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
December 01, 2022, 08:55 AM
Expert308
Have you tried staples?
December 01, 2022, 09:20 AM
NOCkid
"Scrape 'em off!"
December 02, 2022, 08:21 AM
Chris Orndorff
The bitch hit me with a toaster!


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December 02, 2022, 09:28 AM
HRK
All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.
December 21, 2022, 01:51 AM
Modern Day Savage
"I want to see her nipples!"

"But this is a Christmas show".

"Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples then."
December 21, 2022, 07:42 AM
mojojojo
Don't vex me Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup.


Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
December 21, 2022, 09:18 AM
p226gsd
I don’t mind you shooting at me, Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi!
December 23, 2022, 04:02 AM
Modern Day Savage
"Hey, back off big man. That might work with the chicks, but not with me."