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Merry Christmas…

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November 27, 2022, 09:17 PM
PASig
Merry Christmas…
…Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.


November 27, 2022, 11:08 PM
Expert308
Can I take something out for you?
November 28, 2022, 01:02 AM
Puckpilot78
Dad? Did you bring a saw?



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
November 28, 2022, 07:33 AM
PASig
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.


November 28, 2022, 08:38 AM
Expert308
Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
November 28, 2022, 08:49 AM
Flash-LB
Shitter's full
November 28, 2022, 09:10 AM
YellowJacket
You serious, Clark?



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
November 28, 2022, 10:02 AM
PASig
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?