September 15, 2021, 08:04 PM
Jimbo Jones'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55
Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES??? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES???
quote:
Originally posted by holdem:
"Do you have magic grits? Does boiling water somehow soak into a grit faster on your stove than anywhere else in the world?"
September 15, 2021, 08:36 PM
Sailor1911Vinny: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
...
Vinny: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
September 15, 2021, 09:29 PM
MikeGLIYou wuh serious aboutdat?
September 16, 2021, 12:25 PM
Mr.9mmEverything that guy just said is bullshit.
September 16, 2021, 03:48 PM
LoswsmithSSSKREEEYAH!!!
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SSSKREEEYAH!!!
BANG, BANG, BANG!!
SSSKREEEYAH!!!
September 16, 2021, 06:50 PM
jljonesNot to mention your BIOLOGICAL CLOCK (stomps foot)
September 16, 2021, 08:29 PM
MikeGLIIt's called DISCLOSYUH ya dickhead!