from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
December 02, 2024, 09:32 PM
p226gsd
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid
December 02, 2024, 09:48 PM
mr kablammo
I double dog dare you!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
December 03, 2024, 11:09 AM
jhe888
I listened to WOR in the middle '70s when Shep was still on the radio in New York. I hear all of this in his voice, and he was the narrator of the movie, much to the movie-makers' credit.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
December 03, 2024, 06:59 PM
PeteF
Oh FUDGE!!!!!
Only I didn't say "Fudge."
December 05, 2024, 02:25 PM
Sigmund
Thief swipes ‘Christmas Story’ leg lamp from WA plumbing store
Updated Dec. 5, 2024 at 6:00 am By Caitlyn Freeman Seattle Times staff reporter
Marysville police are on the lookout for a 45-inch-tall lamp with fishnet stockings, a black stiletto heel and tasteful black fringe around the shade.
Erich Klemp, owner of Larry’s Plumbing Supply, was getting ready for work around 5 a.m. Monday when he got the call from police and the store’s security company. They weren’t pulling his leg.
A burglar had smashed a display window and taken his “coveted” $245 lamp — a replica of the “fra-GEE-leh” lighting that Ralphie Parker’s dad won in the 1983 cult classic “A Christmas Story.”
In the movie, Ralphie’s mom describes the lamp as “the ugliest lamp (she had) ever seen in (her) entire life...”
That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer, on the equator! When I heard this line in the film, it instantly reminded me of my father!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
December 06, 2024, 05:54 PM
Puckpilot78
He looks like a deranged Easter bunny!
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
December 10, 2024, 10:25 AM
xd45man
Oh, for cripes sake, open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? AGAIN! Oh, blast it! Poop flirt, rattle crap, camel flirt! You blunder frattle beak struckle brat! Of a womp sack butt bottom fodder.
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
