NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 13, 2021, 09:24 PM
Orguss
"You're more shredded than a julienne salad."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 14, 2021, 07:41 AM
MikeGLI
They found me in the back alley of Burbank trying to re-enter the earths atmosphere in an old frigerator box.
NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 14, 2021, 07:50 AM
Orguss
"Alright, that's lunch. Coming back to the same scene afterwards: 'lost in the goddamn jungle with Captain Simple Jack.'"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 14, 2021, 09:01 AM
lyman
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"
April 14, 2021, 03:22 PM
Jimbo Jones
First, take a big step back...and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker!
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 14, 2021, 03:32 PM
RogueJSK
April 14, 2021, 09:26 PM
cas
Just cuz it's a theme song, don't make it not true.
_____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
April 14, 2021, 11:30 PM
Orguss
"Give me that goddamn map!"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 15, 2021, 07:45 AM
MikeGLI
Tell em, McClusky, tell em what time it is!
NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 15, 2021, 09:00 PM
jljones
You went full retard, man. You never go full retard.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 16, 2021, 02:50 PM
DanH
April 17, 2021, 06:02 AM
MikeGLI
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones: First, take a big step back...and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker!
(Hangs up phone) "Find out who that was"
NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 17, 2021, 07:44 PM
Orguss
"You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack!"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
