December 06, 2024, 12:09 PM
RipleyHe worked really hard grandma…
Later, dudes.
December 06, 2024, 04:59 PM
PASig
December 09, 2024, 11:25 AM
xd45manI caught a Cousin Eddy line that I hadn't noticed before and I was crying laughing the other day.
"Honey why don't you go and get the kids things and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils."
I have missed that line for years!
December 09, 2024, 12:02 PM
PASigquote:
Originally posted by xd45man:
I caught a Cousin Eddy line that I hadn't noticed before and I was crying laughing the other day.
"Honey why don't you go and get the kids things and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils."
I have missed that line for years!
How could you miss that one, LOL?
He says it in front of everyone which makes it even funnier
I think my favorite Cousin Eddie related quote is when the SWAT team busts in and Clark says:
Mr. Frank Shirley : Bonus? How did you get a bonus?
[aggressively]
Mr. Frank Shirley : I cut out bonuses this year!
Clark : Well, thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. Seventeen years with the company. I've gotten a Christmas bonus every year but this one. You don't want to give bonuses, fine! But when people count on them as their salary, well what you did just plain...
Rusty Griswold : Sucks!
Clark : Thanks, Russ. My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Cousin Eddie : Appreciate that, Clark.
Clark : Is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this, on behalf of myself and every other employee you rear-ended this Christmas.