"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"
December 04, 2024, 07:25 PM
Puckpilot78
“It was an ugly tree anyway.”
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
December 04, 2024, 08:27 PM
DoctorSolo
"What do you think you are going to do with that TREE, Griswold?"
December 05, 2024, 08:33 AM
Lt CHEG
Bend over, I’ll show you.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
December 05, 2024, 08:38 AM
YellowJacket
quote:
Originally posted by Lt CHEG: Bend over, I’ll show you.
I wasn't talking to you.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
December 05, 2024, 04:39 PM
Maestro
Is your house on fire, Clark?
December 05, 2024, 07:32 PM
cslinger
“It’s not going in our yard Rusty, it’s going in our living room.”
Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris
December 05, 2024, 07:52 PM
Frenchy1004
Can't see the line, can you Rus?
December 05, 2024, 09:31 PM
armme
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah
December 05, 2024, 11:01 PM
Lt CHEG
You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitro glycerine plant!
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
December 06, 2024, 10:03 AM
Mr.9mm
I need to eat so I can take my back pill.
December 06, 2024, 10:15 AM
MikeGLI
If he keeps it up it WILL be his last Christmas.
NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
December 06, 2024, 10:54 AM
PASig
“Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.”
