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May I make a statement, McKay?

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May 04, 2019, 02:39 PM
Bigboreshooter
May I make a statement, McKay?
Go ahead!


Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.


When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

May 04, 2019, 06:16 PM
hberttmank
Look... I'm coming down there in five minutes and you better have those files open, you pencil-pushing son of a bitch!


"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
May 04, 2019, 06:29 PM
LastCubScout
"That's it, Callahan. You just got yourself a 60-day suspension."

"Make it 90!"

"180! Give me your star!"

"Here's a 7-pointed suppository for you, captain!"

"What did you say?!"

"I said stick it in your ass!"
May 06, 2019, 02:50 PM
dbuck47
Quotes not precise:

Harry, "They want a car"

Partner " What are you gonna do?"

Harry (preparing to drive a car through the window of the liquor store where robbers were holding hostages) "Give 'em one"
May 06, 2019, 10:30 PM
radioman
"This is my best sport jacket"


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Let's Go Brandon!
May 06, 2019, 10:53 PM
2012BOSS302
Callahan, you've been transferred to Personnel.

Personnel? That's for assholes!

I worked in Personnel for 10 years!

Yeah.



Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
May 07, 2019, 05:05 PM
RichN
Hypothetical situation, huh?

Alright, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Gray there comes up and propositions me. Says if I come home with her for five dollars she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony.


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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin

"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
May 07, 2019, 09:28 PM
sig239dlehr
She wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn how to handle her end of the log.