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May I make a statement, McKay?

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May 04, 2019, 02:39 PM
Bigboreshooter
May I make a statement, McKay?
Go ahead!


Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.


When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

May 04, 2019, 06:16 PM
hberttmank
Look... I'm coming down there in five minutes and you better have those files open, you pencil-pushing son of a bitch!


"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
May 04, 2019, 06:29 PM
LastCubScout
"That's it, Callahan. You just got yourself a 60-day suspension."

"Make it 90!"

"180! Give me your star!"

"Here's a 7-pointed suppository for you, captain!"

"What did you say?!"

"I said stick it in your ass!"
May 06, 2019, 02:50 PM
dbuck47
Quotes not precise:

Harry, "They want a car"

Partner " What are you gonna do?"

Harry (preparing to drive a car through the window of the liquor store where robbers were holding hostages) "Give 'em one"
May 06, 2019, 10:30 PM
radioman
"This is my best sport jacket"


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May 06, 2019, 10:53 PM
2012BOSS302
Callahan, you've been transferred to Personnel.

Personnel? That's for assholes!

I worked in Personnel for 10 years!

Yeah.



Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
May 07, 2019, 05:05 PM
RichN
Hypothetical situation, huh?

Alright, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Gray there comes up and propositions me. Says if I come home with her for five dollars she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony.


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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin

"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
May 07, 2019, 09:28 PM
sig239dlehr
She wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn how to handle her end of the log.