What are yours? I often use a lot of quotes from Frank Drebin. My favorite is

"Not one man on this force will rest until the killer is brought to justice. Now, let's go get a bite to eat".

And

"Here's the missing evidence in the Kelner case. I'll be damned, he was innocent"
"Frank, he went to the chair three years ago"

"I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it, Bob."

"You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!"

"I guess I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue."

Team effort:

"Surely you jest"
"Don't call me Shirley"

"have fun storming the castle!"

Not a movie quote. One from the Firesign Theater: "He's no fun, he fell right over".

And one from Animal House: "You f***** up, you trusted us".

"Candygram for Mongo" (whenever I've picked a package for someone).

I may be dating myself...

"I'll be back."

"I got a bad feeling about this."

It’s a Seinfeld line, but I use it daily.... “That’s a shame”. (In your best sarcastic voice)

Hunt for Red October: 'This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.'

Mostly when I was at our HQs, not so much now that I'm out of there.

"A man has got to know his limitations."

We have entire conversations at work using nothing but movie quotes.
Recurring themes are “Star Wars”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
And
“O Brother Where Art Thou”
“Can’t I depend on you people!?”

Yes, I work for the DoD

Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks.

Hey, where all the white women at?

We're going to need a bigger boat!

"What knockers!" (I spend a lotta time in HR.)

Typically used when discussing with other officers a frequent flyer that's been arrested yet again for the eleventy-seventh time this month.

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Sneaky fucking Russian.

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them." - Actually, I say this more when gaming but have used it at work.

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Originally posted by shovelhead:
Not a movie quote. One from the Firesign Theater: "He's no fun, he fell right over".

And one from Animal House: "You f***** up, you trusted us".

Whoa! Firesign Theater. Fire up the wayback machine!

Sister Mary Elephant: "Class...Claaasssss!...SHUT UP!"

"THANK You"

I do the "Thank You" in that snarky voice a lot.

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"What knockers!" (I spend a lotta time in HR.)

One of the two or three funniest movies of all time.

"Put...the candle...back!"

From Rumpelstiltskin: "Fucketh me."

Wife and I were watching that and missed the next 5 minutes of the movie cuz we were laughing so hard we couldn't see.

That's been many years ago and we still use it from time to time.