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Your Honor, may I treat
September 30, 2017, 07:00 PM
f2Your Honor, may I treat
Miss Vito as a hostile witness?
You think I'm hostile now, wait till you see me tonight.
September 30, 2017, 08:00 PM
LS1 GTONo, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America that had posi-traction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
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September 30, 2017, 08:56 PM
Test1968Did you say 'yutes'?
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Jim October 01, 2017, 05:04 PM
cth1974"Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!"
October 01, 2017, 05:20 PM
BurtonRWIt's an industry term.
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A=A October 04, 2017, 04:20 PM
M'headSigI got no more use for this guy.
October 04, 2017, 04:28 PM
RogueJSKThe next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of cloth.
October 04, 2017, 09:45 PM
LoswsmithSKREEEYAH!
BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!!!
SKREEEYAH!!!
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October 05, 2017, 08:26 AM
NK402How about his opening statement, "Everything that first guy said is bullshit!" and sits down. That has me on the floor each time I see it.
My brother is a lawyer and says he uses clips from the movie to teach young lawyers courtroom technique.
October 05, 2017, 09:47 AM
Floyd D. BarberWell, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
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October 05, 2017, 09:49 AM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by NK402:
My brother is a lawyer and says he uses clips from the movie to teach young lawyers courtroom technique.
That's funny. Just a few days ago I was talking to my brother, and we typically joke around and will quote this movie. He then mentioned that this movie is actually used quite a bit in law school or teaching future lawyers because it is quite accurate.
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October 05, 2017, 04:21 PM
LeemurIt's your ass. You're gettin fucked either way.
October 05, 2017, 04:59 PM
Aeteoclesquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by NK402:
My brother is a lawyer and says he uses clips from the movie to teach young lawyers courtroom technique.
That's funny. Just a few days ago I was talking to my brother, and we typically joke around and will quote this movie. He then mentioned that this movie is actually used quite a bit in law school or teaching future lawyers because it is quite accurate.
"It's called disclosure, ya' dickhead."
Correct. My Civil Procedure professor used clips of this movie for demonstration. It's silly and funny, but the courtroom procedure is fairly accurate.