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The gay cake - improved
April 27, 2023, 11:21 AM
jhe888The gay cake - improved
This is what the gay cake wanted to be.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. April 27, 2023, 11:54 AM
LoswsmithSo gay.
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April 27, 2023, 11:56 AM
oddballThat looks...nasty.
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April 27, 2023, 12:23 PM
RipleyWhat am I missing, is that supposed to be a sphincter?
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. April 27, 2023, 12:30 PM
Loswsmithquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
What am I missing?
The complete and inherit gayness of this cake as defined by SigForum tradition.
It's in the Members Handbook. Use the Search function and look for "gay cake", that will make it clear.
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April 27, 2023, 12:53 PM
drabfourquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
What am I missing, is that supposed to be a sphincter?
April 27, 2023, 03:21 PM
VeeperI smiled at the cake. I giggled when I scrolled down and saw the gay cake.
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Ripleyquote:
Originally posted by Loswsmith:
The complete and inherit gayness of this cake as defined by SigForum tradition.
It's in the Members Handbook. Use the Search function and look for "gay cake", that will make it clear.
So I was right, and yes, improved.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. April 27, 2023, 06:14 PM
oddballquote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
What am I missing, is that supposed to be a sphincter?
Glory Hole.
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April 27, 2023, 06:29 PM
konata88Looks like a spider web....? I missed the gay cake thing so puzzled.
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bald1I don't even want to imagine the ingredients.
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April 27, 2023, 06:44 PM
drabfourI can’t recall the whole story but the gist of it is someone was having a football watch party and their significant other made a white cake and put the red icing on it and they threw a fit about it and called it gay and tried to take the icing off and smeared it. I’m sure the red icing didn’t match their favorite teams colors.
I’m sure someone will come along and tell the whole story.
April 27, 2023, 09:04 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by drabfour:
I can’t recall the whole story but the gist of it is someone was having a football watch party and their significant other made a white cake and put the red icing on it and they threw a fit about it and called it gay and tried to take the icing off and smeared it. I’m sure the red icing didn’t match their favorite teams colors.
I’m sure someone will come along and tell the whole story.
As I remember, she bought the cake for a watch party, and he objected to the gay-ass™ cake. He wanted the forum to support him in being angry at her for getting a cake that didn't match what he expected. The forum told him he was being a jackass.
The square cake is the actual gay cake.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. April 28, 2023, 07:56 AM
Blue Dogquote:
Originally posted by konata88:
Looks like a spider web....? I missed the gay cake thing so puzzled.
That's what i was thinking. Spiderman
April 28, 2023, 01:01 PM
Loswsmithquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
quote:
Originally posted by drabfour:
I can’t recall the whole story but the gist of it is someone was having a football watch party and their significant other made a white cake and put the red icing on it and they threw a fit about it and called it gay and tried to take the icing off and smeared it. I’m sure the red icing didn’t match their favorite teams colors.
I’m sure someone will come along and tell the whole story.
As I remember, she bought the cake for a watch party, and he objected to the gay-ass™ cake. He wanted the forum to support him in being angry at her for getting a cake that didn't match what he expected. The forum told him he was being a jackass.
The square cake is the actual gay cake.
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
April 28, 2023, 06:57 PM
Butch 2340quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
This is what the gay cake wanted to be.
That's not really that gay is it.
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April 28, 2023, 07:41 PM
arcwelderOh, how soon ye forget. I had to go digging for this one. My wife baked it:
If'n you're going bake a gay cake, it had better be rainbow. But not the fucking new flag. Nobody wants those colors.
Arc.
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April 28, 2023, 08:45 PM
PrefontaineWay to Rupaul the forum up!
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April 29, 2023, 06:39 AM
Blume9mmgood Lord! If I had cut into that birthday cake I think I would swear I was having a flash back from the one time I did acid.....
that thing gives me the creeps and it has nothing to do with rainbow warriors or such....
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April 29, 2023, 09:52 AM
arcwelderI mean, the kids loved it and nobody thought it was gay... I think it's only gay cake if you want that for your birthday as an adult.
I'm not even worried about the gay cake, wasn't back then either. Now you've got to watch out for the transcake, the meatloaf that thinks it's cake. and if you don't like meatloaf you're a bigot.
Truthfully, it's ice cream cake that is an abomination. It's not cake it's a block of ice cream with a weird paste on it. Cheesecake can stay, it is delicious, even though it's pie.
Arc.
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