December 31, 2020, 08:21 PM
911Boss“We got a bleeder!”
”He was masturbating!”December 31, 2020, 08:27 PM
P250UA5How did you get the beans above the frank?
December 31, 2020, 08:57 PM
RogueJSKFranks and beans! FRANKS AND BEANS!
December 31, 2020, 09:47 PM
Sig MarineThe last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker
December 31, 2020, 11:19 PM
sig239dlehr"Brett Favre? What are you doing here?"
"I'm in town to play the Dolphins you Dumbass!"
January 01, 2021, 12:49 AM
Ryanp225HE WAS MASTURBATING!!
January 01, 2021, 04:11 PM
furloughWell, Mary, I might’ve been blowing a little smoke up your ass there.
January 01, 2021, 04:19 PM
divilRollerpig!!??
January 01, 2021, 04:22 PM
911BossWe got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage...