I have a question…

September 05, 2025, 12:36 PM

911Boss

I have a question…

In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

_{What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???}

September 05, 2025, 12:48 PM

rainman64

Yeah, well, at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.

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September 05, 2025, 01:32 PM

smlsig

quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

Asking for a friend?? ;-)

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Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina

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September 05, 2025, 08:13 PM

CPD SIG

I Believe You’d Get Your Ass Kicked Sayin’ Something Like That, Man

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September 05, 2025, 09:16 PM

jljones

Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me.

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September 05, 2025, 09:16 PM

Prefontaine

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

September 06, 2025, 10:52 AM

911Boss

We’re not going to white collar resort prison, we’re going to Federal pound me in the ass prison!

_{What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???}

September 07, 2025, 08:10 PM

mojojojo

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

September 11, 2025, 10:47 PM

Frenchy1004

PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?

September 12, 2025, 10:59 AM

Infidel

Lo siento mucho, señor. ... pinche gringo ...

I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up.
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