Hooray for Captain Spalding! The African Explorer!
Did someone call me shnoror?
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust.
December 31, 2025, 11:45 AM
Mboroman
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
December 31, 2025, 01:40 PM
Ripley
No thanks, the non-stop schtick is suffocating.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
December 31, 2025, 02:33 PM
parabellum
Groucho wouldn't call you a cretin, which is a fine compliment, indeed.
December 31, 2025, 03:06 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
January 01, 2026, 09:14 PM
bendable
Either them or W.C.Fields, I imagine both are playing on a forever loop in heaven.
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
January 02, 2026, 02:09 PM
mttaylor1066
As I understand it, the Marx Brothers did a traveling vaudeville show and tested material on the audiences.
They had a strategy: Bits that got laughs made it into their movie scripts.
Now, in my humble opinion, their later movies were mostly unfunny. I think they stopped developing material in this way as their movie careers advanced. I wonder if they got lazy, over popular or just plain deluded by success.
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Company, villainous company hath been the spoil of me.
