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October 14, 2026, 07:41 PM
Sailor1911
I Fart in your general direction.
Holy Grail on now on TCM



Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
October 14, 2026, 07:56 PM
Gustofer
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


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It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it.
October 14, 2026, 08:24 PM
P250UA5
Your arm's off.

No it isn't.



The Enemy's gate is down.
October 15, 2026, 08:34 AM
joel9507
She's got HUGE....tracts of land!
October 15, 2026, 01:34 PM
lyman
Ni!


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October 15, 2026, 01:59 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by lyman:
Ni!


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The Enemy's gate is down.
October 15, 2026, 02:28 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
How do you know she is a witch?


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October 15, 2026, 03:40 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
How do you know she is a witch?


She looks like one!



The Enemy's gate is down.
October 15, 2026, 03:49 PM
tigereye313
She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

Well I got better...
October 15, 2026, 08:29 PM
P250UA5
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Burn them!
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches!



The Enemy's gate is down.
October 15, 2026, 11:11 PM
cslinger
And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
October 16, 2026, 07:50 AM
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