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I Fart in your general direction.
October 14, 2026, 07:41 PM
Sailor1911I Fart in your general direction.
Holy Grail on now on TCM
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 October 14, 2026, 07:56 PM
GustoferYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it.
October 14, 2026, 08:24 PM
P250UA5Your arm's off.
No it isn't.
The Enemy's gate is down. October 15, 2026, 08:34 AM
joel9507She's got HUGE....tracts of land!
October 15, 2026, 01:34 PM
lymanNi!
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October 15, 2026, 01:59 PM
P250UA5quote:
Originally posted by lyman:
Ni!
Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing
The Enemy's gate is down. October 15, 2026, 02:28 PM
two-two-niner-romeoHow do you know she is a witch?
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
October 15, 2026, 03:40 PM
P250UA5quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
How do you know she is a witch?
She looks like one!
The Enemy's gate is down. October 15, 2026, 03:49 PM
tigereye313She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
Well I got better...
October 15, 2026, 08:29 PM
P250UA5Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Burn them!
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches!
The Enemy's gate is down. October 15, 2026, 11:11 PM
cslingerAnd the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
October 16, 2026, 07:50 AM
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What is the color of the boathouse at Hereford?
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"OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20
October 16, 2026, 05:41 PM
SigSentry"How do you know he's a King?"..
"He doesn't got sh*t all over him"
October 16, 2026, 06:15 PM
P250UA5Well I didn't vote for you
The Enemy's gate is down. October 19, 2026, 05:51 AM
mttaylor1066You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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Company, villainous company hath been the spoil of me.
October 21, 2026, 09:37 PM
redstoneall this flaughing about who killed who . . .
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson October 22, 2026, 06:58 AM
khoOf course its a good idea!
October 22, 2026, 07:37 AM
10X-ShooterHelp help, I’m being repressed.
Bring out yer dead, I’m not dead yet.
October 22, 2026, 01:34 PM
229DAKThat's a nasty rabbit.
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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
-- Mark Twain, 1902
October 22, 2026, 10:35 PM
goose5We want.....a shrubbery.
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OH, Bonnie McMurray!
