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Is nothing sacred? Bisexual Superman?

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October 13, 2021, 10:14 PM
xmod
Is nothing sacred? Bisexual Superman?
You know there are at least ten members who know the story if they’re not too embarrassed to post it.
October 13, 2021, 10:21 PM
parabellum
I'm guessing they won't post it.
October 14, 2021, 06:45 AM
JohnCourage
If they were truly brave they would have made Superman “Supernonbinary”.


JC
October 14, 2021, 08:12 AM
RichardC
Nobody borrowed Fritz the Cat comix from the hippies at the other end of the dormitory floor in 1970?


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October 14, 2021, 09:55 AM
Opus Dei
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
For the eleventeenth time, Highlander... "Assless chaps" is redundant.

If they're not assless, they're not chaps; they're just pants.

Big Grin


If you hang your chaps on a hook, wouldn't they be assless?

quote:
Black Female 007 is also a bad idea. Make her 009 or something, just another agent working for M and Q, but not Bond and not 007. Woke movies usually suck and fail financially.


Didn't they have a gay referenced scene in Skyfall where Bond was strapped to a chair and Silva was checking out Bonds body...
Could be wrong, but I took that to be an attempt to f with his mind rather than his body.
October 14, 2021, 12:26 PM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Nobody borrowed Fritz the Cat comix from the hippies at the other end of the dormitory floor in 1970?


No need, I had all the Zap Comix and pretty much any of the others R. Crumb showed up in. Smile




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
October 14, 2021, 12:57 PM
RichardC
Keep on truckin'!


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October 14, 2021, 01:41 PM
mr kablammo
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Nobody borrowed Fritz the Cat comix from the hippies at the other end of the dormitory floor in 1970?


No need, I had all the Zap Comix and pretty much any of the others R. Crumb showed up in. Smile


In college I was reading Zippy the Pinhead, and Fat Freddy and the Phurry Freak Brothers.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
October 14, 2021, 02:29 PM
corsair
Jeeez....

If anything, Marvel tried to start a whole new woke comic, The New Warriors, which predictably cratered upon its announcement. DC instead puts out Super-Swinger, tied to one of their legacy characters.
October 14, 2021, 02:33 PM
Ryanp225
EVERYTHING in modern westernized culture is feminizing men and doing everything to denounce healthy male masculinity.
October 14, 2021, 06:02 PM
lyman
bought plenty, and read them, as an adult,

last trip to the Comic shop, that I had a mailbox in, was maybe 20 yrs ago tho, I was 38 then,,

just a reminder that not all were sucky or juvenile, or woke back then,

Frank Miller did some great work,

Watchmen was a great Trade Paperback

most of what I was readind was from what were called independents, Dark Horse, Image are 2 I remember



https://www.chesterfieldarmament.com/

October 14, 2021, 09:34 PM
DoctorSolo
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
EVERYTHING in modern westernized culture is feminizing men and doing everything to denounce healthy male masculinity.


Absolutely true.

What do you call hating women?

Misogyny.

What do you call hating men?

Perfectly acceptable.
October 15, 2021, 12:10 AM
Puckpilot78
Reminds me of a dirty joke I heard eons ago:

Superman is out flying above Gotham looking for something to do. He spots Wonder Woman laying out in the nude on the roof of a high-rise. Feeling cheeky he swoops down faster than a speeding bullet, gives her an equally quick pounding, and speeds off. A very confused Wonder Woman says "what is the devil was that?" The Invisible Man replies "I don't know but my ass really hurts!".



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
October 28, 2021, 04:10 PM
smschulz
This is the latest BREAKING NEWS.


October 28, 2021, 06:10 PM
parabellum
"Faster than a locomotive"? The line is "faster than a speeding bullet". I suppose that was too much for the makers of this cartoon.

Mentioning bullets is violence.
October 28, 2021, 06:21 PM
airsoft guy
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
"Faster than a locomotive"? The line is "faster than a speeding bullet". I suppose that was too much for the makers of this cartoon.

Mentioning bullets is violence.


Locomotives aren't even that fast, unless it's 1873.



quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
October 28, 2021, 07:56 PM
Pyker
The original line was 'More powerful than a locomotive'. IIRC.