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"Doctors says he's got a fifty-fifty chance of living...
January 02, 2022, 03:52 PM
Orguss"Doctors says he's got a fifty-fifty chance of living...
"Though there's only a ten percent chance of that."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" January 02, 2022, 05:45 PM
Puckpilot78Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... January 02, 2022, 06:25 PM
BlackTalonJHPI don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
January 02, 2022, 10:40 PM
jljonesNot one man on this force will rest until the suspect is brought to justice. Now let’s grab a bite to eat.
(I use that quote constantly at work
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January 03, 2022, 10:04 AM
HRKIt's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
January 03, 2022, 10:55 AM
rat2306"Goodyear?"
January 04, 2022, 09:43 AM
Balzé Halzé“It's true what they say, ‘Cops and women don't mix.' It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.”
~Alan
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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
January 04, 2022, 10:45 AM
redstonequote:
Originally posted by rat2306:
"Goodyear?"
No, the Worst.
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson January 04, 2022, 09:58 PM
BlackTalonJHPCuban?
January 05, 2022, 11:59 AM
jljonesNice beaver.
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January 05, 2022, 12:05 PM
Loswsmithquote:
Originally posted by jljones:
Nice beaver.
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
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The good thing is that if Plan A fails, there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
January 05, 2022, 08:52 PM
jljonesquote:
Originally posted by BlackTalonJHP:
Cuban?
Uh, no Dutch Irish. My father was from Wales.
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January 05, 2022, 09:49 PM
Pykerquote:
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo?
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January 06, 2022, 10:27 AM
DanHquote:
Originally posted by BlackTalonJHP:
I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
That was a "Shakespeare In The Park" performance of Julius Ceaser you MORON!!
January 06, 2022, 11:46 AM
jljonesYou killed five actors. Good ones.
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January 06, 2022, 01:12 PM
Orguss"I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"