Country Western Songs that sadly never made it to the top ten

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September 10, 2022, 04:52 PM

George43

Country Western Songs that sadly never made it to the top ten

"Drop kick me Jesus through the Goal posts of life"

"I don't wanna go to Heaven if they don't have Mogen David".

"I keep missing my wife but I am reloading".

"I got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you".

A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.

September 10, 2022, 06:01 PM

cas

quote:
Originally posted by George43:
"Drop kick me Jesus through the Goal posts of life"

Topped out at #17 on the charts.

September 13, 2022, 07:01 PM

OKCGene

September 15, 2022, 09:43 PM

mr kablammo

Ernest Tubb, Tenessee Border

Her eyes was red, her name was Helen
Her head was shaped like watermelon

https://youtu.be/DlD11Xc36tY

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.

September 16, 2022, 11:28 PM

Kept Bum

Louden Wainright III, Dead skunk in the middle of the road. It's for real, look it up.

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