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November 11, 2021, 08:43 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
Saw the Craziest Movie Ever Tonight - Titane NSFW
I like artsy-fartsy movies. This one takes the cake. Pretty damn disturbing. Basically a woman who is a serial killer bangs a car, gets knocked up, chaos ensues. If you like absurdly disturbing foreign movies, check it out.


November 11, 2021, 09:10 PM
mr kablammo
I will stick with 'The Gods Must Crazy III' AKA 'Crazy Safari'.


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November 11, 2021, 09:31 PM
LastCubScout
I thought it was okay. One thing's for sure, writer-director Julia Ducournau's idea of car porn is vastly different from mine! The flick flirts with disturbing body horror, but then it becomes quaint-disturbing, if there is such a genre. It starts as a car obsession story, shifts gears (pun intended) to a serial killer tale, but finally settles into an off-beat mistaken identity drama. All that car stuff and killings just fall by the wayside.

The pregnancy angle is pretty silly, but I admire the sheer determination of the director and actors to sell the idea with complete dead-serious poker faces. There is some random nuttiness that undermines the darker tones of the narrative. I have to wonder about the mental health of Agathe Rousselle's character in a world where there seems to be no sane citizens at all. Perhaps she's quite rational in that world. If nothing else, at least Titane is a respite from the base fast-food cinema churned out by Hollywood studios. I love Ducournau's depiction of French firefighter life. Better and wackier than Backdraft!
November 11, 2021, 09:47 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
quote:
If nothing else, at least Titane is a respite from the base fast-food cinema churned out by Hollywood studios.


Exactly why I'm drawn to these types of films. I consider all of the superhero movies to be man-child garbage, the remakes to be lackluster, and the forced "wokeism" of movies like "The Old Guard" to be nauseating.
November 11, 2021, 10:53 PM
bald1
Macarena!

B L O W



An alien among us. Eek



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November 11, 2021, 11:17 PM
parabellum
Reverend, how many sandwiches did you have today?
November 12, 2021, 01:59 AM
Prefontaine
Think I’m gonna pass. Ok thanks!



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November 12, 2021, 03:30 AM
DanH
This is an easy Whiskey Tango Foxtrot or William Tom Frank depending on where you come from...
November 12, 2021, 05:38 AM
46and2
Weird.

I'll check it out.

Thanks.
November 12, 2021, 07:22 AM
erj_pilot
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. A. J. Forsyth:
...bangs a car,...
I, quite honestly, have NO idea just what in the name of Zeus' butthole that is. Please explain???



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November 12, 2021, 08:10 AM
SBrooks
quote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
quote:
Originally posted by Rev. A. J. Forsyth:
...bangs a car,...
I, quite honestly, have NO idea just what in the name of Zeus' butthole that is. Please explain???


Since the result is "pregnancy" I'm gonna have to guess she fornicated the car :-)


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November 12, 2021, 12:03 PM
Fenris
I'm betting on creative use of a stick shift.




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November 15, 2021, 02:15 PM
Rev. A. J. Forsyth
quote:
Reverend, how many sandwiches did you have today?


Well, I always have one per beer, so 12. I had 12 sandwiches today,

quote:
I, quite honestly, have NO idea just what in the name of Zeus' butthole that is. Please explain???


She had sexual relations with the car, winding up pregnant.