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You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

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June 16, 2017, 10:24 PM
arfmel
You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
There castle
June 16, 2017, 11:11 PM
tgtshuter
Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!
June 16, 2017, 11:25 PM
Bigboreshooter
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.


When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

June 17, 2017, 01:08 AM
bobtheelf
Well they were wrong then, weren't they?
June 17, 2017, 03:08 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.


He's going to be very popular.
June 17, 2017, 09:21 PM
LtJL
"If you're blue,
and you don't know where to go to,
why don't you go where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz"
June 17, 2017, 10:12 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Woof


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
June 18, 2017, 12:23 AM
tdp113530
walk this way....no,no..this way...
June 18, 2017, 03:37 AM
Echtermetzger
quote:
"Frau Blücher"

(Horse whinneys in terror...)


the joke is a Napoleonic war reference. There was a Prussian General, Marshal von Blücher, and there was a French Field Marshal by the name of Ney.

whenever they say Blücher, you hear a horse begin to neigh (sounds like Ney).


A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed.
June 18, 2017, 08:59 AM
WaterburyBob
Putting on the Ritz ...


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
June 18, 2017, 01:30 PM
satch
quote:
Originally posted by Bigboreshooter:
Elevate me.


Here,now?
June 18, 2017, 01:31 PM
satch
I was gonna make expresso.