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June 10, 2017, 08:09 PM
DSgrouse
Today my Jurisdiction ends here.
who is he

oh, a guy got run out of town

just like us
June 10, 2017, 09:42 PM
P220 Smudge
Can't you see this horse loves me?

I had a gal do that to me once, didn't make her my wife.


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Carthago delenda est
June 10, 2017, 09:45 PM
DSgrouse
What happened to the dog



The dog left me.
June 10, 2017, 09:49 PM
cslinger
"All I did was a kiss a girl."

I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
June 10, 2017, 09:59 PM
DSgrouse
quote:
Originally posted by cslinger:
"All I did was a kiss a girl."

I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.

Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and so I decided to get out of there. So I did, I got out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.

So you had to kill him

No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun

They got you in jail for winging a guy?

Well... no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.

What friend is that?

The DEAD one



The above dialouge, is how i tell my wife i bought a new gun
June 10, 2017, 10:09 PM
LS1 GTO
Well, we'll see about that. I'm Sheriff John Langston. As you may have guessed, I am not from these parts.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



June 10, 2017, 10:59 PM
Mike S
You're wearing my hat.
June 10, 2017, 11:04 PM
cslinger
"Ya know, hangin' around with you is no picnic"


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
June 11, 2017, 01:41 AM
YooperSigs
I hope your fingers aren't tickling my ivory handled Colt!
Scott Glenn is very good with the SAA!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 11, 2017, 06:27 AM
Lord Vaalic
You're gonna get a fair trial, followed by a first class hangin'




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
June 11, 2017, 06:30 AM
mrbill345
Jake: You've been to Chicago?
Mal: Yeah.
Jake: Was it wonderful?
Mal: No.



“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
June 11, 2017, 07:21 AM
Floyd D. Barber
Excuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that?

(Looks at dead man on the ground)
I hope it's not this gentleman.


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June 11, 2017, 08:31 AM
SecurityGeek
"Mister, you ever see what a Henry Rifle can do in the hands of someone who knows how to use it?"


"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

- Satchel Paige
June 11, 2017, 04:07 PM
Nickelsig229
Goodbye, Cobb.

Goodbye, Paden.




First In Last Out
June 11, 2017, 04:44 PM
DSgrouse
I already got a job
June 12, 2017, 12:44 AM
Kevbo
I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead


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If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers?
June 12, 2017, 01:11 PM
ltbarber
"This oughta' do!"


Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future.

I would rather meet
a slick-sleeve private,
than a hollywood star!
June 12, 2017, 04:38 PM
RichN
Geez, Paden, her old man ain't even cold yet.


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- Benjamin Franklin

"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)