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Today my Jurisdiction ends here.
June 10, 2017, 08:09 PM
DSgrouseToday my Jurisdiction ends here.
who is he
oh, a guy got run out of town
just like us
June 10, 2017, 09:42 PM
P220 SmudgeCan't you see this horse loves me?
I had a gal do that to me once, didn't make her my wife.
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Carthago delenda est
June 10, 2017, 09:45 PM
DSgrouseWhat happened to the dog
The dog left me.
June 10, 2017, 09:49 PM
cslinger"All I did was a kiss a girl."
I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.
"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
June 10, 2017, 09:59 PM
DSgrousequote:
Originally posted by cslinger:
"All I did was a kiss a girl."
I LOVE this movie. What a great flick with a great cast.
Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and so I decided to get out of there. So I did, I got out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.
So you had to kill him
No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun
They got you in jail for winging a guy?
Well... no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.
What friend is that?
The DEAD one
The above dialouge, is how i tell my wife i bought a new gun
June 10, 2017, 10:09 PM
LS1 GTOWell, we'll see about that. I'm Sheriff John Langston. As you may have guessed, I am not from these parts.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
June 10, 2017, 10:59 PM
Mike SYou're wearing my hat.
June 10, 2017, 11:04 PM
cslinger"Ya know, hangin' around with you is no picnic"
"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
June 11, 2017, 01:41 AM
YooperSigsI hope your fingers aren't tickling my ivory handled Colt!
Scott Glenn is very good with the SAA!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 11, 2017, 06:27 AM
Lord VaalicYou're gonna get a fair trial, followed by a first class hangin'
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 11, 2017, 06:30 AM
mrbill345Jake: You've been to Chicago?
Mal: Yeah.
Jake: Was it wonderful?
Mal: No.
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” June 11, 2017, 07:21 AM
Floyd D. BarberExcuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that?
(Looks at dead man on the ground)
I hope it's not this gentleman.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
June 11, 2017, 08:31 AM
SecurityGeek"Mister, you ever see what a Henry Rifle can do in the hands of someone who knows how to use it?"
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"
- Satchel Paige
June 11, 2017, 04:07 PM
Nickelsig229Goodbye, Cobb.
Goodbye, Paden.
First In Last Out June 11, 2017, 04:44 PM
DSgrouseI already got a job
June 12, 2017, 12:44 AM
KevboI don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead
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If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers?
June 12, 2017, 01:11 PM
ltbarber"This oughta' do!"
Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future.
I would rather meet
a slick-sleeve private,
than a hollywood star!
June 12, 2017, 04:38 PM
RichNGeez, Paden, her old man ain't even cold yet.
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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)