The one I seem to be using more and more lately is "You can't fix stupid."

No good dead goes unpunished.

I reckon so.

I don't know if it was ever in a movie, but I say these quite frequently...

"Any day above ground is a good day; unless you're a coal miner or a sub-mariner."

"Livin' the dream. Nightmares are still dreams; right?"

"Well, I woke up with air in my lungs, so I got that goin' for me..."

"Build it? Tear it down? I get paid by the hour, so it's all the same to me.

Tony.

"kinda hot in these rhino's"

Let it go. Let it go-o.

Ahl give you a warh you won’t buh-leeve

When I open the job box for the guys at work I'll say "...lets just see if there's anything missing!"

(usually followed by "A jelly donut!")

Call the Man

Recently; Well, that ain't good!

From a prior client from decades ago, now my employer; George, well, that would be a non-good event!

For decades; This..... is the life.... we have chosen.

Even have a framed print for the latter that lives in office.

That'll buff right out!

Darwin was right.

Everyone has an opinion, but there's nothing saying I have to give them equal weight.

I’m going to miss you most of all Scarecrow.

They're like a soup sandwich

He's a real rocket surgeon

When he shows up, he's gonna expect a cookie just for being on time

(This first two I've used as recently as last Thursday, the last one not so much.

"Oh Paulie. Won't see him no more."

"Mr Bear, why do you have to be so small? "

"It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins."

"WHAT? What will come out no more?"

"My way is not very sportsmanlike."

"Aw buckle this!"

"Nossir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who rises and sleeps under the blanket of protection that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way.


You have to ask me nicely

Why Johnny I forgot you were there. You may go now.

I like to use, "Aziz....light!", when I'm at work.

'He (she/they/it) chose...poorly'

Karl Childers' voice:

"Uh-huh."

"I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes."
"I'll have a coke."
"I'll catch you on the flip side."
"Where you goin'? Nowhere!"
"I'm strangely comfortable with it."

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Originally posted by BucFan:
I like to use, "Aziz....light!", when I'm at work.

That's awesome! I used to do that, too. I was THE guy who insisted on having plenty of good lighting at my work station. Hard to do detail work if you can't see what the hell you're doing. I'd drop that in the mornings sometimes when I'd fire everything up.

I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to foller.