What we have here is a failure to communicate.

He's bona fide.

Working in a shop there is a lot of good hearted banter bandied about.

Some exchanges have me saying, "I fart in your general direction!"

"This deal is getting worse all the time..."

I say or think this nearly every time I shop.

"You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means."

"It rubs the lotion on its skin." (I work in a pharmacy and I can't help but blurt that one out every time the word lotion is used.)

"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here."

"This town needs an enema!"

When I've had a day off and someone asks me what I did: "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I hoped it could be."

Alright alright alright.

“Where’d you get that” Me: At the gettin’ place

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

We’ll modify movie quotes, like at the gym: “You know what I like about these college aged girls? I get older they stay the same age. Yes they do “

I use the kessel run to describe my motorcycle riders. I could fill a page of quotes. I think my favorite is when someone starts flipping me shit, anywhere, work, whatever “All you can kiss my rebel dick”

One I use quite a bit is, "Fear is the Mind Killer"

One I just started using more often is "Shaka, when the walls fell"

“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.“

This one seems to apply a lot more than I want it to in my career:

“But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?”

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining senator.

Whenever I've done something stupid my wife says,"I want you to take a place in town."

My response, "Are you sure Karen."

"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

"You're killing me Smalls"

"If it were me..you'd be dead."

When my son asks me where we're going..."Same place you are Jeremiah, Hell in the end."

You've got your last click out of Junior.

You’re preaching to the choir

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Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
Working in a shop there is a lot of good hearted banter bandied about.

Some exchanges have me saying, "I fart in your general direction!"

That reminds me - Not one to use in an office but ...

*fart* “Talk to me Goose”

I paraphrase a line from O Brother Where Art Thou sometimes at work,


working in firearms buying and selling estates etc, I sometimes get in a conversation with folks on what they should do as far as documenting firearms, estate planning, etc etc,

I'll mention that 'you never know when you might get hit by that train'

every now and then someone will get it

Maybe not from a movie, but as cop I have used it
Repeatedly
How stupid can someone be?
I don’t know, what is the high score?

so you're telling me there's a chance


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You're a weapons grade douche bag.

I've worked at the same place going on 29 years now, I'm often called upon remember where things are/were or how things were done in the past. I will often fall back on... "I used to know these things when I was young. But when I got civilized I forgot all these things."


I work with a guy who is a big fan of Jerimiha Johnson, Josey Wales and Dances with Wolves. As such he uses lines from them day to day. For him what I will do is modify dialog I'll know he'll catch. Like a while back he told me I should go to Home Depot. I gave him a "I've been to a Home Depot Del." He'll miss it and a few seconds later it's sink in.
At work these's an otherwise very pretty gal, but she's got a bit of "crazy eyes". When we see her I'll go.. "Well, that one in the center he had a flap holster he was in no itching hurry. But the one on the left, she had crazy eyes!"

One that I picked up from this forum, as it happens. "Not a hill worth dying for." Or variations on that theme. Used it earlier today, as a matter of fact.