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OK...I'm watching Wheel Of Fortune...
June 13, 2017, 06:14 PM
BisleyblackhawkOK...I'm watching Wheel Of Fortune...
...yeah I'm one of ""those guys"

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The board shows...
A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE...yeah, an "M" for the win...the guy said "K"

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I know it's probably way different when you are up there...But...
Edit...HE JUST DID IT AGAIN on another clue!...he is an idiot!...
The girl following him just won over $41,000

(good for her)
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
June 13, 2017, 06:26 PM
Rolan_KrapsThat's what he gets for being culturally clueless. OR
doesn't get! $41,000
Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
June 13, 2017, 08:31 PM
CQB60His naked desire for a streetcar cost him

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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
June 13, 2017, 08:38 PM
sigmonkey(voiceover):"...and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International.
A case of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people,
and you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come.
You don't get to come back tomorrow...
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game.
You're a complete loser!"
(Thanks Al)
https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 13, 2017, 10:33 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
A case of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
I'd be loving me a case of Rice-A-Roni...that's what I made for supper (hey, at least I'm cookin' for myself

)...add a pack of broccoli florets, fresh onions, some mushrooms and a can of Costco chicken boobs and you got yourself a meal fit for a king...just eat it on a TV tray while you watch "Wheel" (followed by "Jep-or-dee")

...I'm becoming my dad...just effing shoot me

...
SIGForum makes me smile

..everyday and I mean E.V.E.R.Y. D.A.Y!!!...
God bless SIGForum and every member

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
June 13, 2017, 11:06 PM
Balzé HalzéThat reminds me of something funny Dennis Miller said way back in the day that I always remembered.
“There's a reason 'Wheel of Fortune' is on right after 'Jeopardy': Once you've been forced to choke down the foul tasting tequila shot of your own abject ignorance, it's always nice to be able to bite into the refreshing lime wedge of other people's incredible f------ stupidity.”
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
June 13, 2017, 11:41 PM
airsoft guyClearly not a
Simpsons fan.
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
That reminds me of something funny Dennis Miller said way back in the day that I always remembered.
“There's a reason 'Wheel of Fortune' is on right after 'Jeopardy': Once you've been forced to choke down the foul tasting tequila shot of your own abject ignorance, it's always nice to be able to bite into the refreshing lime wedge of other people's incredible f------ stupidity.”
'Round these parts,
Wheel of Fortune comes on
before Jeopardy, and that's how we likes it!
quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
June 14, 2017, 12:24 AM
Rey HRHI've seen one where all the letters were exposed and the person still managed to misread it.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
June 14, 2017, 03:09 PM
zoom6zoomquote:
A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE...yeah, an "M" for the win...the guy said "K"
This is what happens when you spend too much time watching porn.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. June 14, 2017, 04:22 PM
YellowJacket
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. June 14, 2017, 06:08 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
quote:
A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE...yeah, an "M" for the win...the guy said "K"
This is what happens when you spend too much time watching porn.
Yeah...that was pretty much the first thing that came into my mind too

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
June 14, 2017, 06:11 PM
BisleyblackhawkYellowjacket...that IS A CLASSIC...how would you ever get over something like that

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Hey...I'm watching "Wheel" as I post this

...have you ever noticed you pull for some people for no particular reason...I'm pulling for Brittany but she is coming up short so far (damn that Jeff)...as Pat just said "it's anybody's game" (yeah...I need to get a life)

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet