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So ‘‘tis that Christmas movie time of year so it’s fly in the ointment, monkey in the wrench time....Die Hard observation

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December 18, 2025, 04:43 PM
TMats
So ‘‘tis that Christmas movie time of year so it’s fly in the ointment, monkey in the wrench time....Die Hard observation
quote:
Originally posted by PASig:
I always laugh at how companies in movies are doing stuff on Christmas Eve like that would actually happen in the real world.

In Elf they're actually working on Christmas Eve

In Die Hard they're having a huge Christmas party on Christmas Eve? In reality it would have been in early December.

I honestly don’t remember anything in the movie that specifically said it was Christmas Eve, perhaps so, but I didn’t hear that.


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December 18, 2025, 06:25 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Yes, Die Hard takes place entirely on Christmas Eve, with events unfolding at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles as NYPD Detective John McClane tries to reconcile with his wife at her company's holiday party, which is then hijacked by terrorists led by Hans Gruber.





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December 18, 2025, 06:53 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:...
I honestly don’t remember anything in the movie that specifically said it was Christmas Eve, perhaps so, but I didn’t hear that.

3 minute mark...




It's a Christmas movie!!!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
December 18, 2025, 07:18 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:



It's a Christmas movie!!!


It’s Christmas, Theo. Be of good cheer.


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December 18, 2025, 08:09 PM
HRK
If it's not a Christmas movie, then why was it's opening done with a Christmas Song...... Razz



December 18, 2025, 09:01 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Not a christmas movie.


yes it is



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December 18, 2025, 09:42 PM
HGWTJWH
Of course it's a Christmas movie. It's also a Christmas Eve tradition to leave shoes and cigarettes in the air duct for John McClane.
December 18, 2025, 11:10 PM
Twist18
[/QUOTE]
I honestly don’t remember anything in the movie that specifically said it was Christmas Eve, perhaps so, but I didn’t hear that.[/QUOTE]

Remember when agent Johnson and special agent Johnson (no relation) order the city maintenance guy to shut off the power, but he doesn’t want to because it’s Christmas Eve.
December 19, 2025, 08:51 AM
TMats
I’m convinced Big Grin


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December 19, 2025, 09:23 AM
oddball
Die Hard is indeed a Christmas movie, for a variety of reasons.



Also the guy who wrote the screenplay Jeb Stuart says the movie is a Christmas movie.

It takes place on Christmas Eve, at a Christmas party. Unlike White Christmas, it takes place entirely on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and has more Christmas songs than the Bing Crosby film.

How about Theo reciting a Christmas poem when the SWAT team tries to enter the Nakatomi Building- “All right, listen up guys- Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.”

And Hans Gruber knows it is a Christmas film- “It’s Christmas, Theo. It’s the time of miracles. So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.”

We always watch Die Hard on Christmas Day.



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December 19, 2025, 11:14 AM
MRBTX
Always wondered how many Model 92 Berettas these 2 movies sold.
December 19, 2025, 12:43 PM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:...
I honestly don’t remember anything in the movie that specifically said it was Christmas Eve, perhaps so, but I didn’t hear that.

3 minute mark...




It's a Christmas movie!!!


In a 4 minute clip... gun on an airplane, smoking in the airport, and a pregnant lady having a drink.... lol




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December 23, 2025, 12:19 PM
joel9507
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
it will be censored

Yippie-ki-yay Mr. Falcon!
December 24, 2025, 11:37 AM
egregore
[replying to Joel9507]

Bowdlerizing

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To Bowdlerise [...] means to alter existing programs, plays, etc. so they are less rude and/or offensive. Commonly, this takes the form of swapping "curse" words for euphemisms. The term is used in a negative sense, by those who think the alterations are often done with a ridiculously high fear of lawsuits and/or need for political correctness. Sometimes it's understandable — different countries have different standards, so if a distributor wants to keep the same age rating, some of the more sexual or violent content may need to be removed before the Moral Guardians catch wind of it. Or maybe someone noticed that all it takes to change a show from something for teens to suitable for kids is the removal of a few swear words, darn it. Others are fairly reasonable for broadcast, such as toning down violence since Children Are Tender-Hearted. Such modifications are also understandable when the work is being adapted into a play that will be performed by kids, not just watched by them.

But true Bowdlerization starts when you actually lower the quality of the art or story in some way in the editing, sometimes as little as spoiling jokes or perhaps making villains not look quite as evil, but escalating to damaging the plot, making dialogue confusing, and making heroes look pure and shiny. And at its very "best", it can make a situation less acceptable. In many cases (such as the airing of R- and NC-17-rated films on broadcast television or the release of sexual, violent, or edgy material in countries where such things are known to be forbidden), the viewer/listener/reader is often left wondering why a release in such a venue was even attempted.






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December 24, 2025, 03:14 PM
r0gue
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Not a christmas movie.


You seem to have mistyped that Mark. I think what you'd intended to type was, That is the best Christmas movie to ever reference Arafat.
December 24, 2025, 08:14 PM
sigmonkey





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December 24, 2025, 08:56 PM
sigmonkey





"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
December 24, 2025, 09:37 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by MRBTX:
Always wondered how many Model 92 Berettas these 2 movies sold.



guessing Beretta donated or bought the spot, same with the Lethal Weapon series of movies



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December 24, 2025, 09:44 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Oh for goodness sake!





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December 25, 2025, 05:42 AM
Gocad
Imagine how disappointed gun buyers were who wanted that fancy porcelain German Glock 7 but were only offered a plastic Glock 17 from Austria...


I couldn´t resist