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You have NO class, Thornton
August 20, 2020, 01:11 AM
83v45magnaYou have NO class, Thornton
Oh, yeah? Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... What's with the midget over here?
August 20, 2020, 07:49 AM
Batty67Help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Classic.
August 20, 2020, 08:29 AM
CQB60Yeah, if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.
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August 20, 2020, 09:25 AM
Ryanp225Bring a pitcher of beer every 5 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every 10.
August 20, 2020, 11:14 AM
HRK"Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt."
"You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody."
August 20, 2020, 12:39 PM
two-two-niner-romeoCall me when you got no class.....
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August 20, 2020, 03:55 PM
Jimbo JonesI'd like to tame your shrew...
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August 20, 2020, 04:00 PM
HRKYou remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China?
Then take the fucking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why. How come? Say it. Say it.
All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
August 20, 2020, 04:30 PM
rat2306With the shape my body is in, I could donate it to Science fiction.
August 20, 2020, 04:59 PM
Ryanp225You look like the poster boy for birth control.
August 20, 2020, 05:06 PM
LS1 GTOFirst of all you're going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. Then there's the kickbacks to the carpenters, and if you plan on using any cement in this building I'm sure the teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya. Oh and don't forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there's long term costs such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it's not the boyscouts.
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August 20, 2020, 05:09 PM
LoswsmithKnock knock
Hi I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thorton Melon.
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August 21, 2020, 09:37 AM
mr kablammoI dedicate this building... to ME!
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August 21, 2020, 11:41 AM
mlazarusquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China?
Then take the fucking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why. How come? Say it. Say it.
All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
I like to review this clip every semester before classes. You know, to get my mind right.
Ignem Feram
August 21, 2020, 07:50 PM
Chance228I learned this in Europe...