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Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month.

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August 23, 2017, 12:13 AM
LS1 GTO
Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month.
We have to get married.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



August 23, 2017, 01:24 AM
Echtermetzger
"Hey, you fucked up..You trusted us"


A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed.
August 23, 2017, 01:29 AM
Sgt Neutron
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
August 23, 2017, 07:25 AM
terra
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
August 23, 2017, 07:39 AM
sunburn
Double secret probation


Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
August 23, 2017, 08:06 AM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by terra:
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily


Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
August 23, 2017, 08:59 AM
Expert308
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?
August 23, 2017, 09:27 AM
CQB60
See if you can guess what I am now?


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August 23, 2017, 09:51 AM
henryaz
 
Otis, my man...
 
August 23, 2017, 10:56 AM
YooperSigs
A Pledge Pin? On your uniform?


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
August 23, 2017, 11:23 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
August 23, 2017, 11:49 AM
kz1000
She has Major League yabboes...


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
August 23, 2017, 06:04 PM
Kevmo
"That boy is a P I G, pig!"
August 23, 2017, 06:15 PM
corsair
You guys playing cards?


I anticipate a deeply religious experience


Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
August 23, 2017, 08:04 PM
henryaz
 
As an aside, the bass player in Otis Day and the Knights was played by Robert Cray.
 
August 24, 2017, 11:14 PM
slabsides45
I'm a zit!


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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
August 25, 2017, 08:40 AM
erj_pilot
IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN?!?!? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!?



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
August 25, 2017, 01:40 PM
SBrooks
I won't go schizo will I ?


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SBrooks
August 25, 2017, 09:07 PM
BGULL
.....in a kiln explosion


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