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Originally posted by Pal:
Secret...Asian Man!

Jim

Yup, heard that too. I used to have an Asian neighbor and, when telling others about goings-ons in the neighborhood I'd refer to him as Secret Asian Man.

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Originally posted by OcCurt:

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Originally posted by MRMATT:
"You picked a fine time to wee-wee, Lucille."

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

Four ugly children who crapped in the field…

I misheard that one for years lol

Four hundred children and a carp in the field.

(I didn't mishear it, I just thought that was funny.)

Cherie don't like it,

Not the cat box.

Not the cat box.

My wife always thought that Neil Diamond was saying "a reverend in blue jeans"

and when I hear Brenda Lee's Rocking Around the Christmas Tree I hear "Later we'll have some F---ing" Pie"

The Go-Go's "Our lips are sealed." I always hear "honest Cecile."

I heard: Mele Kalikimaka is a fine way to say Merry Christmas to you.

It's really: Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

"You make me sick.
Like a natural woman"

Sick = feel, is a very typical problem in my hearing loss....

Most of "Sounds of Silence" lyrics are a mystery as well.

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Originally posted by Modern Day Savage:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pal:
Secret...Asian Man!

Jim

I don't hear "agent", but context keeps this straight to me.

I'm not talkin 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your mind