Poor thing limped for a week!

That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.

“You’d be surprised what I make in a month!”

“ Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”