I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand.
Can you do that with both hands?
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
July 24, 2018, 08:24 AM
Jim Shugart
Fuck
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 24, 2018, 01:02 PM
HRK
No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.
July 24, 2018, 10:48 PM
Pale Horse
I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that.
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
July 24, 2018, 11:05 PM
Nickelsig229
I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours 'cause of the milk-fed veal. That's the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal.
Slide over, honey.
Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean?
So many great scenes, great movie.
First In Last Out
July 25, 2018, 06:46 AM
Floyd D. Barber
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
July 25, 2018, 12:01 PM
PASig
In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
July 26, 2018, 07:45 AM
Sig2340
quote:
From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
Every time I order a blueberry muffin, that line runs through my head.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
July 26, 2018, 09:53 AM
Prefontaine
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
July 26, 2018, 02:46 PM
PASig
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.